CONVERSATION CHEZ CACCIAGUIDA: improbable effect of a last-minute Land's End sale catalogue

ELINOR (turning last page): I don't think I want any clothes.
CACCIAGUIDA:
ELINOR: That does not go on the blog.
CACCIAGUIDA (trying out lines for the blogpost): Guys! Try this one!
ELINOR: It wouldn't work on normal women. Normal women would go, oh, I'll get one of these, and one of these, and one of those....